[walks into the bathroom]. Now hit the sack. Laura Lee Winslow: [crying] Steve why do you always say things like that? Stefan Urkelle: It's not just a transformation chamber. Well, name a couple. Carl Otis Winslow: Steve, The real Psycho Twins would have still been in the ring wrestling, If It wasn't for Your stupid sleepy juice. Can you believe that? Steve Urkel: But, I've been practicing and my progress is impressive, even if I do say so myself. Steve Urkel: Because, I love you love you love you! Sorry I'm late, but I got my tongue stuck in the printing press. Rachel Crawford: Harriette, we've got to talk. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Well for one thing, I can't feel my toes. Laura: Steve, I can't talk now. No more chimes. Harriette Winslow: Every time she stops, she starts all over again. "Tomorrow Dad!". [Steve and Carl are playing Gin Rummy when an infuriated, Eddie and Laura come into the house.]. Waldo: [after thinking a moment] Ok. Harriette: I don't know. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: [after pulling his underpants out of his jeans] Sir, would you do me the honor of autographing my boxer shorts? Harriette Winslow: And it would be nice if you would support me sometimes instead of hiding behind your napkin and caring what the other people think. I don't know what to say. No. Ms. Steuben: Well, I guess he's changed a little. Would you reward me with a kiss? I met Raoul. I'm on duty? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship. Ms. Steuben: Yeah, well Steven, you're not taking Home Ec. We're getting dirty looks from old people! You'll never know how much time you'll have together. Hey, wait a minute. Steve Urkel: [cracks up] Oh, that's rich! All kids 7 and up go to Eddie's room and play Nintendo. Harriette Winslow, Carl Otis Winslow, Laura Lee Winslow, Rachel Crawford, Estelle 'Mother' Winslow, Judy Winslow, Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [in the rap video] We are a family, we share all we got and that's easy to see, cuz we are a family! Laura: She didn't need a hairstylist, she needs a fairy godmother! [opens fire at Urkelbot who catches all the rounds in his hand], Urkelbot: [Urkelbot walks up to the robber and drops the bullets on the floor before lifting the robber off the floor with one hand], Urkelbot: [Terminator Impression] Hasta la vista, baby! Steve Urkel: This page is in Korean. Estelle Winslow: Carl! Laura and Judy, divide up the rest between Barbie doll fans and Lego lovers and get them upstairs too! Urkelbot: [Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby! What's for dinner, milk and cookies? Laura: Steve, you like this kind of music? What is the value of X? You got the whole family off on the wrong foot. Carl: Steve, will you please stop sulking and come out of the bathroom? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Who do you think bought his first pair of shoes? My daughter's been hurt and I can't do a thing about it. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? There's lots of reasons why I don't love you. [the oven explodes from the kitchen and Waldo emerges], Waldo Geraldo Faldo: I think we're gonna need a new stove and a floor to put it on. Laura Lee Winslow: No it wasn't. One minute, "Moo!" Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. Cassie Lynn: All's fair in love and politics. Harriette Winslow: [Rachel carries on about how sad it is Aunt Clotilda died] She was 94 years old. Sorry. I'm sorry, call you next week? No, you're not invited. Carl: This baby has a remote. Steve Urkel: Look, I know the pay is lousy, the hours are long, and you hardly ever get the credit you deserve. Would you like that? And since no one will play with me, I have to say so myself. Harriette Winslow: Then clean it up, I'm still on strike. Eddie didn't have to come back here and confess. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Ooh, that's nice! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, what are you waiting for? Harriette Winslow: Mr. Niedermeyer, the only thing that's gonna go by is you. Eddie: I meant, I haven't seen her today. Judy Winslow: Who wants to read about cheese? [kisses Laura] Love you. I'm wearing a Bart Simpson's mug. [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. Myra Monkhouse: I rearranged the chamber. Harriette Winslow: Carl, I'm up in Laura's room and she looks at me, and she asks 'Why, Mom? Look how big and thick it is! Eddie: Man, I don't have time to study. They just love juicy gossip. Harriette Winslow: Now let's hit the sack. You refuse to go out with me for the last decade! Laura Lee Winslow: [pushes some things aside] I can't pitch in right now. Carl Otis Winslow: Edward, why can't you manage money like your brother, Steve? Carl Otis Winslow: I know. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: State your name. Laura: Curtis, I got my hair done, my nails. So they picked up all our stuff and moved us. Rachel Crawford: Well at least we know where it is. Steve Urkel: But, I told you. And what about the car show last Saturday? No. Ms. Steuben: That's that's not funny, Steven. Well, why didn't you tell me? Why, it'll ruin my transcript! Steve Urkel: [on the stage of the strip club] Stop the music! But I have feelings, too. Harriette Winslow: Harsh? Carl: Uh-oh. Laura Lee Winslow: Did you get any sleep? Am is a verb, verbs are our friends. Look, I love you with all my heart, but just because you don't love me back doesn't give you the right to treat me like dirt! Steve Urkel: I don't have to take this! Steve Urkel: Well, it starts out with a little cough. Ms. Steuben: Steve, it's not a good sign when you have to give your bread a pep talk. Everywhere you look, TV, movies, magazines, all these 90 pound people, smiling, dancing where do they get the strength? and-so-the-balance-shifts-blog. Wha? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I know that I'm not worthy of you, but I just can't help loving you. Carl, Eddie: [after Carl gets shocked from the electrical current] STEVE! Addeddate 2019-09-04 04:56:23 Identifier steveurkel_201909 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add Review. Laura Lee Winslow: That's right, I don't know, and I still like the Cards. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [cracks a laugh but tries to stop] It's so sad. You gotta fix that machineeeee. Laura Lee Winslow: [as Laura Wigglesworth, pointing a gun at Johnny] The narration to finish! I'd lay one on you that would weld your glasses to your face. Once, I found them in Milwaukee living under an assumed name! Wha? Rachel Crawford: The balcony scene is next. Laura Lee Winslow: Yeah, but only for one month. Carl Otis Winslow: All right. During the class picture, you don't have to sit with the girls in the front row and hold up the class sign. Harriette Winslow: You were gone for three hours. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Oh honey, I hope they don't cheer too hard. Laura: Let me tell you something. Rachel Crawford: Good. Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Hey, cut me some slack. Carl: Rough. Eddie: I don't believe wat just happened, dad took Waldo to the bulls game. Ken: You make me wanna puke! Why he showed great strength of character and what's his reward: you fire him. Sergeant Shishka: Don't insult my Army. Pretty girl, dark hair your sister for God's sake! Steve Urkel: Don't we remind you of The Temptations? Laura Lee Winslow: I'm not sure what day is this? this is when Urkel was the funniest, when he was youngest, seasons 1 & 2. Waldo: I got close once. Waldo: Cheating it wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. This is my grandmother's wedding and $1500. Waldo: [Monotone while Steve mouths his words with him] Pablo was a kind and gentle creature. [removes Carl's napkin from his shirt and tosses it on the coffee table]. And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. You're grounded for two weeks and you are to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. Dec 25, 2011 - Explore Nadia Hussein's board "Steve Urkel", followed by 259 people on Pinterest. I was on the bus on the way to day camp when all of a sudden my eyes started to water and I started coughing up all this green stuff. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Cheating is wrong, Eddie, and you should know that. I"m going to the mall to hand out gifts to orphans kids. Laura: You know, I just don't get why people are so afraid of our history. Steve Urkel: Danger's my middle name! Steve Urkel: Is there anything I can do for you while I'm down here waiting? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Waldo, You make up 1,000 flyers, Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But I'll get writer's cramp. Waldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? [Steve thinks Rachel is in love with him, but she is really in love with another man named Steve]. Bazooms! Waldo: You guys think you can walk all over me because I'm dumb. Let's just hope we can rub off on him before he rubs off on 3J. Calm down, easy. Jaleel White, the actor best known for playing Steve Urkel on the 1990s sitcom Family Matters, has launched his own cannabis brand - on the day enthusiasts around the globe enjoy a toke. Weel Good Lord man, she's an overnight success story. The wind has chapped my lips. Third, if you touch me at any time, the "non-date" is over. Harriette Winslow: These flowers are not fresh. Harriette Winslow: So what you're saying is it's full. Refresh my memory. Steve Urkel: [shows up in the living room with his flowers from the cemetery] Hi Laura, these are for you. And, I just wanted to wish you good luck. Steve Urkel: King me. "No mo giet itsu mana! Stefan Urkelle: [Fed up with Carl Urkel annoying him constantly] That's it, go home! Carl Otis Winslow: Yep, Benjamin Banneker. Harriette Winslow: Why? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's your aunt's name, who'd want to kill her, and who do you like in the World Series? Look, Steve. 89. Ms. Steuben: Get a hold of yourself, Steven. Steve Urkel: Then your nasal passages swell and your nose and throat slam shut tighter than a clam. You mother once tried bean bags. Eddie: Oh no, I forgot all about the car show. Steve Urkel: [points to Eddie] His words, not mine. We'll start with a common Korean phrase. aries: "You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. Cop: You two are going to juvenile hall until your parents pick you up. Laura Lee Winslow: [after Steve gives her a ring] This is real! Carl Otis Winslow: Hey, I'm here for you, baby. It's like wanting to touch a star- you know you'll never reach it but you've just gotta keep trying. I won't be able to take you to the prom. I love you more than life itself. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Dad, cash is so impersonal. Judy: Were all of Dad's friends named Darnelle? Carl Otis Winslow: Now honey, it's really ok Harriette Winslow: No it's not ok, Carl. Steve Urkel: I hurt myself. Ty: No, he's Eddie's brother. Laura Lee Winslow: No, it's a work of Harriette, get it, Art, Harriette? Your baby shoes, your grandmother's denchers, fish jam; and I didn't get a thing for you. It helps to determine how much help you need. Steve Urkel: Edo, cheating is like wearing your grandmother's underpants. But just to be sure, I'm going downstairs to check the dictionary. This library card is proof that ONE person can make a difference. To rob and murder? Here's What Steve Urkel Looks Like Today. Well, actually it's Quincy, but you guys get the picture. Stupid? Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: All the way home, and the next day I cried all the way back to the library. It was right in your favorite spot. Cassie Lynn: Well, we just got some really hot photos of you being romanced by the Prince of Passion here. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Cornelius Eugene Urkel, you have better find a good excuse to leave town soon. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Yeah, I went to sleep and Stevil made a guest appearance. Steve Urkel: I have to tell you, Mr. Winslow. I'll teach that. You may be my boss, but that does not give you the right to come into my home and be obnoxious to my husband and his friends. I didn't expect you to be in there and I feel like such a worm. Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. Rachel Crawford: Honey, how long were you in there? Your dad's runnin' late. So go ahead, FIRE ME! Steven Quincy Urkel: Well, then where am I gonna sleep? Cop: It's also against the law. Steve Urkel: Oh, pasha, you're making me blush again. Rodney Beckett: YOU thought you were smart? Richie Crawford: I can break all this stuff. Judy Winslow: Brussels sprouts make me wanna puke. Me and Laura went ice skating together. You've been saying it for weeks. Steve Urkel was the breakout character for the hit Friday night ABC sitcom "Family Matters" while Jaleel White who played him was the show's breakout star. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [about Harriette's gingerbread house] This is a work of art. Have you taken leave of your senses? And I know that baseball card meant a lot to you. That was a love letter to Eddie Winslow from Eddie Winslow. Laura Lee Winslow: No surprise visits from Steve Urkel. Just blacked out for a second there! Carl: If that's the case then I plead guilty. You can do it! Willie Fuffner: That's different, you're my friend. Steve Urkel: I think it's because these pants are so loose! Steve Urkel: A little? And there is nothing you can do to ever change my mind. And most of all, you don't have to deal with bullies. Willie Fuffner: I'm gonna trash Urkel's locker. It can't explode or anything? Then we par-tay, see no problem. Steve Urkel: I've invented nuclear batteries. Laura: Well, Steve, I've been trying to convince Waldo that girls find him attractive. Carl Otis Winslow: Well there's no rush. [Grabs and kisses her. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But you humilate me everyday. Gun, Carl. I was in a high-speed car chase and ran out of gas. The Its PurpL logo features the young mug of White as Steve Urkel, with his signature Coke-bottle spectacles and high-top fade haircut that blends into a purple haze riding above the floating. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [to Carl] I know you're stubborn as a mule but you don't have to act like a jackass! Laura Lee Winslow: [Yelling at Judy who's trying to shove her plate in front of Eddie dishing food] Can you wait? Did you think of me while you guys were camping? Clarence: [walking into the Winslow house] Well if it ain't the Partridge family. [Stefan tries to stop the chamber and the chamber ends up being busted. Laura Lee Winslow: [comes in with Mother Winslow's dress from the dry cleaners] Ugh mom, this place is really getting gross. Carl Otis Winslow: [pulls up a chair] Sit down, Edward. Steve Urkel: Oh, I'd better lock it then! Carl: Overreact? I have feelings. I'll take this up later with the Lieutenant. More like The Repulsions. Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. All the pins look like Laura! If all you ever look for is the float with Miss America on it, then the whole parade is going to pass you by. Eddie: Dad you embarrassed me in front of my friends. [Carl hits the mantel] Carl. Jaleel White had a very busy handful of years in the '90s. Steve Urkel: Well, I didn't have one. Carl: You know, the only thing worse than not catching any fish is hearing you sing about it. This is fantastic! Harriette: At my table, you eat them. Carl: I can't tell him I don't remember him! In the current social climate that is rich with dialogue about appropriate consent between men and women, women are quite reasonably, on guard about objectification. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: My uncle, Elijah Urkel, has been struck by lightning four times. [Comes out and fights Willie as the students cheer for a fight between Urkel and Fuffner], [Waldo and Wille has just gotten out of class to trash Urkel's locker]. no. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What's that? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Opens Diary] January 1, We had a wonderful New Years Eve party, except Carl got sick and threw up in the living room.